EATING GOOD IN THE WASTELAND!
Wasteland Weekend is a camping event but that doesn’t mean you have to survive just on what you bring out (or can scavenge) – We also have honest-to-goodness official food vendors!
And this year, we have more than ever! Here’s a preview of what you can buy to eat during the event:
We have been coming out and feeding Wastelanders since 2015!
We’re also the event’s official ice vendor. Here’s what we plan to have in store for you this year:
TEXAS SMOKE BBQ
Texas-style BBQ and sides done the slow, stupid, delicious way.
From lunchtime until it’s gone.
How much do we cook? Depends how many Wastelanders disappeared the day before.
404 CONVENIENCE STORE (NEW THIS YEAR!)
Your only wasteland bodega. Serving ice cold Agua Fresca, Tamarindo Chamoy Rim Paste, Chamoy Enchilado, Famous Cricket Cookie, Wasteland essentials, and all of the shit you forgot at the base. We assure you, we’re open!
APOPALYPSE FOOD (NEW THIS YEAR!)
We’ll be selling Kettle Corn, Cotton Candy, Slushee’s, baked potatoes, including breakfast baked potatoes, hot dogs, and breakfast burritos.
JESSE’S PIZZA (NEW THIS YEAR!)
Local pizza makers plan to give you your cheesy slice of old world goodness in the Wasteland this year!
DUSTY FLATS (NEW THIS YEAR!)
Welcome to the Dusty Flats Gang’s Mercantile and dry goods. We are semi Nomadic scavengers with a farm in Central Oregon, bringing you the best of pickled vegetables and scavenged goods! We also have instant soup (using the newly rediscovered process of freeze drying.) Lowest radiation around!
What we offer:
- Cans of high vinegar pickles! (Natural electrolytes in every jar!)
- Jars of spiced fruit cocktail!
- Instant soup using the very best in freeze dried technology! Freeze dried veggies can have a 30 years shelf life and are guaranteed to be mostly radiation free! All of our products are low salt and have no added sugar.
- Handmade goods, art, and scavenged materials for trade or barter! (All the junk you could possibly want!)
Due to the current apocalyptic conditions, we will be trying our best to distance ourselves from you dirty bastards! As such, we will be collecting all your dead presidents in a touch free dropbox! Therefore we will not be giving change – and also, we don’t want any of your worthless coins! It’s all about the paper! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN PAPER?We do not provide forks, spoons, dishes, napkins, doilies, or little umbrellas for your drinks. Bring your own, or use your fingers!
We will be collecting jars during and after the event for reuse at future events. Please help us keep our costs at a minimum by returning our well-used jars, as we would like to be a waste-free camp!”